Agbo Dennis
There are 15 worst ways to break up with someone, breaking up is a hard thing to do. You have to deal with emotions, finances, friends, the world, etc. However, there are things that can make the act of “breaking up” easier for all involved.
If you have ever done any of these 15 worst ways to break up with someone, you are officially a bad person (and we laugh at you).
These are the 15 Worst Ways To Break Up With Someone.
1. On the Phone
With the inconsistency of a long distance relationship (which don’t work always), breaking up with someone over the phone is one of the understandable signs you don’t want to interact with that person… ever. No talking, no eye contact, no weird emotionally contorted faces about to cry; nope, just a callous, hollow phone call.
2. Through Facebook
There are a lot of ways to break up with someone on Facebook. You can be blunt by posting and tagging the new ex on a post that says you quit, you can simply change your status to “single” from “in a relationship”, or you can even unfriend and block the poor heartbroken unfortunate soul.
But if you really want to be evil, just flaunt your life on the newsfeed and let the whole wide world (including the ex), know you’re better off single or with someone way better.
3. Through a text message
It boils down to two unfortunate words: “It’s over”. No exclamation needed, no long explanation; just two words. However, if you want to be particularly mean, go ahead and add an exclamation or two.
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4. By being extra mean
“Sticks and stones may break my bones” but your words will always hurt someone; especially if you are being maliciously cruel only to get out of a relationship. It’s a low blow to anyone who has to endure such treatment.
5. On a Vacation
Anything can happen when you’re out of your comfort zone. Feelings could turn from fiery hot to ice cold and before you know it, your spouse (soon to be ex) is dropping you like a hot potato.
If the now ex wants to leave you and jump on another adventure, let him or her go. You’re on vacation anyway so it might as well clear your head and chill, just be sure to charge everything to his/her account.
6. Through a billboard
Calling it quits through a billboard for the entire world to talk about is a totally epic and quite painful way to break up. If you think your ex deserves the cruelest bashing and you have his/her money to pay for your marvelous idea, then go ahead, make him/her want to hide from civilization.
7. Through a friend
If you lack the internal courage to break up face to face, you can opt for someone else to do it for you. It’s like the relationship Mafia; get someone else to do your dirty job.
This has “sleaze” written all over it and doing this, can help reduce that sudden intense feeling of fear in you.
8. By being literally left at the Altar
For years, some dream of that magical day called marriage. Ridiculous amounts of money is spent on things like wedding dresses, cakes, musicians, food, etc. all to celebrate that holy union and that wonderful promise of everlasting love.
That is until one of the promised ones decides he/she rather not get married. This is probably the absolute ultimate way to devastate, humiliate, and destroy someone.
9. On a Birthday
It’s he/her party and they will cry if they want to, not even his/her friends has anything to say about it. With gallant strides, walk through a room full of friends all wishing he/she happy birthday, only to pull he/she aside and give he/she the worst present of their life.
And the worst part of it is, it doesn’t even have a receipt so they can’t return it. When doing this you have to make up your mind and work to the venue with courage.
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10. In Public
If your brain is raging like wildfire and you’re just despicably mad at your future ex-lover try the classic way to humiliate them while in public, this way of breaking up has different way.
In order to solidify the resolve you can (a) throw a glass of wine on his/her surprised face, (b) slap him square on his jaw (notice she’s doing the slapping. Guys, this is not an option for you) (c) kick him somewhere extremely painful (Again guys, not an option for you) (d) throw a chair over his head (… it looks like the ladies have the upper hand here).
11. While with friends
One thing is to break up in a public space, where people who don’t know you, won’t probably know you and just don’t care about it. That will be cool because your friends or your ex. friends are not there.
However, when you break up in front of people who are close friends of you and your ex, you are adding a whole mess of drama that is just not wise.
12. By ignoring relationship issues
One of the ways to Worst Ways to break up with someone is by Ignoring relationship issues, it can be a sign that the relationship is heading towards a dead end.
But its a mess of a lot worse when the childish act of avoiding confrontation is celebrated in the terminal even more childish outcome of a broken relationship. Just remember, diamonds are diamonds because they are rare and it takes a heck of a lot of effort to get them.
13. In Bed
This is probably the unpleasant clincher after a steamy romp. The one question that will probably flash in your mind is “What did I do wrong?” as you courageously stare at your ex’s naked back suddenly heading to the door and out of your life. Just know that it takes a special kind of person to do something like that, the kind of special person you are better off without.
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14. In front of your Family
Similar to While with friends but multiplied times ten, breaking up in front of a family is like blowing up a shrapnel bomb in the middle of all of the family members. No one is walking out of that situation without getting hurt.
15. By lying
Lying is bad, but when you lie about your relationship status that’s a whole different level of been bad. If you are going to break up with someone do it already and don’t lie about it! It’s like removing wax strips, the slower you do it, the more painful it is.(but then again, maybe that’s what you were going for).
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